First they called Esther McVey a fucking idiot And I did not speak out Because she was a fucking idiot.

My daughter wanted me to sit and draw with her, so while she diligently drew a series of Minecraft characters, I produced this quality (if wonky-eared) fanboy sketch of Noel Gallagher. And then spilt coffee over it.

If there were any justice, the very fact that I've got 'Part Of The Queue' going around my head would automatically put me ahead of all the Johnny-Come-Latelies:

I'm now 402896 in the queue. Nearly there!

I wish REM would reform. 🫤

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"Number 9... Number 9... Number 9..." Thank you Hillz FM Coventry 98.6, what great news!

Late to this party because I'm a Britisher and was asleep during the debate, but is this where Trump got his info about the goings-on in Springfield?

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣💀

Ah go on then, here's another sneak preview. That's all you're getting though!

So I've just explained the whole Laura Loomer thing to my mum as "Imagine if Boris ran for re-election with Katie Hopkins as a *cough* "advisor", and she had very public spats with Nadine Dorries and Michael Fabricant", and now I'm worried that this is what will actually happen.

RIP Tito: