I have a Question, Today Marks 2 Years since Kenya Kwanza administration took over, Can you Name one thing President William Ruto's Administration has Achieved so far? I only want One!

Landlord akikataa na deposit tulisema unahama na mabati.

'Wacha nifike ivi nakam' hukuwa a woke way ya kusema bye

Good old days nguo mbichi ulikuwa unapata tu time ya Christmas na pia Chapati.Sahii viatu unanunua sijui 4 sausand kila mwezi,bwana tukuwe serious.

I thought finding a good House Manager (mboch) Is easy .. 3 Months Down The Line Bado Natafta Tu

Cigarette smokers will smoke one ,two sticks then light the third one only to realise its a bad habit smoking

Fresha ameona nikiambia mama kibanda aniweke choma mbili akashtuka

The best gift a woman can give to a man is get pregnant for him.

Good health is so underrated 🤦 Always thank God for good health

Naona mhindi kwa gari naboeka...wananikalia adani wote

Watu wanafanya kazi wewe unafanya dhambi alafu unatuuliza utawai toka block lini myfren utatoka block time ya kwenda Sayuni

Pres. Ruto witnesses signing of the Labour Mobility Partnership Agreement between Kenya and Germany

Sasa Kingdom chilopoda inasaidia nini kwa mjengo💀

Ukienda kwa wenyewe alafu you decide to use the washroom everything becomes noisy and pungent.

"Kama hapa mngefika mapema mngeona Dolphins wakiota jua, nyinyi mmewahi ona Dolphin kwa park wangwana"😂

Kuna lady Amesema they're abducting a man.

"Enyewe knowledge nikonayo, mtaogopa, ile time tutakaa na nyinyi, enyewe mtaogopa, nyinyi wote."

Kesho kila client atapewa 90% discount pale cheupe app. Uki order mama fua afanye deep home cleaning unalipia ksh 50 per hour instead ya 500 bob. For laundry, dishes and floor unalipia 30 bob per hour instead ya ksh 300. Hio inakushinda kweli?

No wonder we perform in bed like machines 😂😂