Was it in a children's book? If not, then chill the fuck out. It's funny. BTW, all of mine are short because I prefer options. 😁

Good Night Friends-😴 Love You Guys❤️ Couple of you really made my day and brought me out of my funk🙂 Thank You-! You all really show the Good in People by lifting others, even strangers, to help them have a better day.💙 It's so important to be the keeper of your fellow human

It's currently 64° and clear in Indy. The forecast calls for mostly sunny skies and a high temp of 84°. Here's today's #SummerInIndy tweet!

Public service announcement: NEVER moon a werewolf! That is all

I hope Tuesday treats y’all well 😊. Good morning.

Do you ever wish you could hide in the shadows forever? It's only Tuesday but this has been a rough week. I always try to remember that this too shall pass. ❤️

IMPORTANT Butt Masking Update:

Today is Tuesday, September 17, 2024 JESUS IS ATILL KING!

One of the biggest liars in our history.

Good morning it’s Tuesday and here’s a beach picture 🤗☺️🩵

The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her husband) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself. The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius! The query: Dear Tech