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I should've bought a house in 2007 instead of cranking that Soulja Boy

were you hacked or are were you just a xoomer with a smartphone?

I love this!

Pls don’t ask if I’m going to homecoming, I’m always going to homecoming! I wanna be a homecoming!

Hospitals use drug tests that return false positives from poppy seed bagels, decongestants and Zantac. Yet newborns are being taken from parents based on the results. themarshallproject.org/2024/09/09/dru…

It also made me remember why I resent the social media age a bit as a client. I GET that for so many freelancers (note: I’m a freelancer), work comes from promoting yourself online. But everyone doesn’t want to be online and it can’t distract from the actual work.

This probably dramatic but I think dry needling could fix the majority of my problems

I looked up Thirst because of the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives and those seltzers with the fresh fruit mixed in sound tasty…

I don’t know what I clicked on but now my TL is flooded with pictures and stories about this baby hippo Moo Deng

I’m so invested in this wedding makeup artist saga on TikTok.

It’s September. Which means it’s time to switch from white toes to French toes.

Patrick Mahomes whenever you think it’s over

My friend said that KC fans are so used to winning that we’re looking for things to be mad at…..he might have tugged my wig a bit with that one.

The anti-Haitian rhetoric is an attempt to loudly get away with anti-Blackness, and I promise you wherever you find anti-Blackness, you'll find a treasure trove of other antis and isms.

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She’s an MMJ! Give her more $$$$ for carrying her own camera equipment!

When I was a PA on the Hill I would always talk to the union camera guys. One of them told me they called us 24s: we were 24 years old, worked 24 hours a day, and made $24k a year 💀 Also they always dragged me for how I wrapped my cords (they were right why were they so tangled)

Me running errands when I’m home visiting parents:

They got him on RICO charges? Oh my.