The new €335,000 bike shed at Leinster House looks pretty impressive.

Oh, we made Elon mad lol.

I think everyone should try a Polish cousin at least once in their lifetime, especially a traditional one 👍 Also, you can get one even later than "22" at the weekend! Whatever that is.

With being currently stationed north of the border, no surprise that I ran into The Bruce! Not Robert but caughtjester🇪🇺 He was as convivial as I knew he would be. It's great when you meet people from twitter who live up to and exceed your expectations.

Well that's cleared that up nicely.

Berwick-upon-Tweed recreates #Lowry painting in same spot. bbc.com/news/articles/…

According to the custody agreement, I will be spending weekdays with xTwitter and weekends with Bluesky It's always the kids that suffer when mommy and daddy fight

I’ve always said that had he been born on a subsistence farm in Suffolk rather than into generational privilege, he’d be the son who’s not allowed to go into town on market day and isn’t trusted to drive any of the heavy machinery.

These pornbots make me cringe too. #blockthebots

Some colour from our patio this afternoon to brighten your timeline.

#TilesOnTuesday Mosaic tiled entrance to a shop in Lancaster.

My top five favourite nicknames for Cybertrucks... 5. IncEl Caminos 4. Cuck-trucks 3. Wank-tanks 2. Apartheid Rides 1. Deploreans

almost reminds me of someone ... #ArtImitatesLife

#AdoorableThursday A Hobbit house, The Shire. (Matamata, North Island, New Zealand).

You pesky kids have been knocking at my door again. Ice Crystal ❄️ Lisa_Tea 🍵 Jon #goatsquad PS Real Magnums are half price at Maurice’s son’s 😀 this week. I bought three boxes. *adds extra freezer security devices*

To anyone that follows me Facebook page: my personal account was hacked yesterday, which I've managed to reinstate, but sadly I can't access GhostSignsUk. Not a clue how to sort it but I'll try.

Another constipated bot?. #blockthebots

Andy “Yeah I know, I want that one”. Lou “What a kerfuffle”.

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