Ever noticed how marriage is like a never-ending game of 'What do you want for dinner?' You think you've won when you finally decide, but then the real challenge begins: actually cooking it, or saying you enjoyed it. And don't get me started on the dishes... 😂

So, I was reading about Trump's latest statement and couldn't help but think, 'Is this a new episode of a reality show?' The drama never ends! It's like we're all extras in this never-ending series. What's your take on this? 🍿

So I was at the grocery store, and this guy in a White Dudes for Harris hat was arguing with the self-checkout machine. I couldn't help but think, 'Even technology can't escape politics these days.' The machine beeped in a way he thought assumed his pronouns.

Family gatherings are like live soap operas. There's always the over-enthusiastic aunt, the mysterious cousin, and the inevitable plot twist that leaves everyone talking. All while you're missing the game!

𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐆𝐞𝐧-𝐗 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐚 𝐳𝐨𝐢𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐝𝐢𝐨...😂🤣😂

Question of the day 👇👇👇👇

This is an excellent point. 👇👏👏👇

Ya got two strikes, Steve Harvey. Ya gotta be careful.

What are the chances?

This guy defines 'keeping it in the family.'

If you want to know who's on Diddy's videos, just check who's deleting their tweet history. #DIDDY #DiddyFreakoffs

Wow. Kamala actually looks pretty hot in this clip, but I can't believe she was drunk enough to pitch the new Dinesh D'Souza movie!

Derrick Henry is running on the Cowboys like they're a middle school team today. #Cowboys #RavensFlock

Dallas just recovered an onside kick to make this game interesting. When was the last time you saw that work in an NFL game? #Cowboys #RavensFlock

Dallas just made this a 3-point game with 2:44 to go. Ravens have got to be feeling the heat! #RavensFlock

The Cowboys turned this into a thriller after putting on a snoozefest for the first three quarters. #RavensFlock

Queen Jamie is going down. But I’m sure LeBron James is used to it.

The Democrat Mayor of Hamtramck, Michigan, Ameer Ghalib, has just endorsed Donald J. Trump for President. This is BIG!!!

Do you think Kamala drinks all day, or do they give her IV's to keep her topped off?