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Mother Nipplebottom is Schroedinger’s Unicorn

@jessicakibel

Maker, muse, mother

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calendar_today30-05-2020 18:56:27

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The truth of why i quit wordle. So freakin’ annoying. 😤 I test it once a month. EVERY DAMN TIME! Wordle 1,170 6/6* ⬛🟨⬛⬛⬛ 🟨⬛🟨🟨⬛ ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Watch Live Today at 1:00 p.m. ET: Justice Department Officials to Hold Press Conference in Baltimore to Announce Significant National Security Matter justice.gov/live

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Guys please pay attention to new follows especially right now. A huge account that has only a few posts is a bot. An old account that has only a few posts is a bot. Block block block, love from Mother

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Today the Brazilian bossa nova and jazz legend Sérgio Mendes has passed at 83… Mendes played with Antônio Carlos Jobim (regarded as a mentor) and many U.S. jazz musicians who toured Brazil. In this video Sergio Mendes & Brasil 66 are performing “Mas Que Nada”

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HEY #nyc come see Terra Kavindu, Lukas Arnold, Mary Santora and me tonight 5pm at Broadway Comedy Club Tickets: broadwaycomedyclub.com/shows/ricky-gl… #broadwaycomedyclub #nyccomedy #nycstandup Broadway Comedy Club

HEY #nyc come see Terra Kavindu, Lukas Arnold, Mary Santora and me tonight 5pm at Broadway Comedy Club

Tickets: broadwaycomedyclub.com/shows/ricky-gl…

#broadwaycomedyclub #nyccomedy #nycstandup <a href="/BroadwayComedy/">Broadway Comedy Club</a>
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This guy is what ranked choice voting got us. You guys happy? How did that work out for ya? You lazy bastards complain and half of you don’t even vote.

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🚨🚨ROCHESTER!🚨🚨 I’m having a special screening of my comedy special “Gotta Be Honest” Sep 25th Comedy @ The Carlson 8pm! Tix are only $10. You never know who’s gonna show up. MARK your calendars! Sep 25th 8pm! ci.ovationtix.com/35843/producti…