Nice places! Great musicians! Tickets: grantlawrence.ca/events

Saturday night in #Muskoka! Tix: grantlawrence.ca/events

Upcoming ***all-star*** Stories and Songs shows in #FortLangley and #Sechelt. Tickets: grantlawrence.ca/events

We agree with Grant Lawrence that Relic was definitely the original hipster - look at that toque + flannel jacket! Win this high-quality Relic sticker & Beachcombers prizepack by signing up as a member of the museum. Your chances of winning are good! tinyurl.com/3man8xmh

#FortLangley and #Sechelt shows at the end of September! Tickets: grantlawrence.ca/events

Come see the show in #Sechelt! Tickets moving faster than the Earls Cove ferry! grantlawren.ca/events

#FORTLANGLEY come on! This is going to be a great night! Fri Sep 27 at the Chief Sepass Theatre... Tix: grantlawrence.ca/events

Will Ferrell and his close friend, former head writer at SNL, Harper Steele embark on a cross-country road trip together after Harper comes out as a trans woman in the documentary film, WILL & HARPER. In select theaters this September and on Netflix September 27.

#SECHELT Sat Sep 28! Tickets moving faster than the Queen of Surrey! grantlawrence.ca/events

My gag on the plane when my kid orders Mr. Noodles: Flight attendant: "okay, so that's $5.65 for Mr. Noodles." Me: "Actually, it's Mr. Lawrence." Flight attendant laughs about 1 out of 5 times but I'm entertained every time.

RIP Legend 🙏🏼

For some reason, at to-go counters and cafes, no one can understand the name "Grant". And it's not just me mumbling! I've discussed this phenomenon with other Grants. We get "Grench". "Grunt". "Gary." "Brant". "Brent". "Bunt". Even "Grinch." But not Grant. WTF.

The people of Ohio eat pets? #Debate2024

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs, the people that came in, they’re eating the cats, they’re eating the pets of the people that live there.” - Donald Trump on immigration during the presidential debate

Minneapolis was burned down? #Debate2024

Joe Biden doesn't know if he's alive? #Debate2024

He actually said these words. Not a skit.

"Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country." - JFK "I want in all cases to do right, and most particularly so, in all cases with women." - Abe Lincoln "They’re eating the dogs! They’re eating the cats! They’re eating the pets!" - Trump

These great shows are in two weeks! My last Stories and Songs shows of the year. Hope you can make it! #FortLangley #Sechelt Tix: grantlawrence.ca/events