“Cause if the mac and cheese ain’t creamy, how will the noodle slide in?” Mmmmm 😂😭 I am weak at #RoundTableGameShow already

Site vs sight be eating some of y’all up every time. Goodness.

Now you knowwwww, nvm 😂

I want y’all to stop quoting and citing scriptures after you do terrible things to people. Nothing in the bible told you to do that.

I’m driving behind the slowest benz ever and she is pissing me off.

I raced my friend’s daughter the other day and it lowkey almost took me out because why do kids have so much damn energy?!

The jokes write themselves

I love the way my mom's connections and community pour into me. My doctoral program is 100% paid for 😭

This is actually such a light at the end of the tunnel moment because the way August went was so trash. Lemme enjoy these next few weeks before this program begins.

School being back in session has traffic in hell 😭

Rich Homie Quan too?!

If chemistry and health science don’t work out I need to be a mascot clearly.

I have never had acne in my entire life so period acne always pisses me tf off because why are you here 😭

I don’t be really responding to people on facebook if they not family or we aren’t really close. But whenever my grandmaster comments I have to respond 😂 I know people probably be looking like “why does she call him sir?”

I haven’t had a crab leg in forever

I was really born in the wrong era. My soul is too old for a lot of shit and it is exhausting 😩

"Because if Tee was a horse, she'd be called a Pegasus...a PEG A SIS" lmfaoooo I just choked on my damn water

"Because why when he decided to lay his head on me ever so gentle, my stomach decided to play the rack city instrumental, dumm da dummm" 😭