This first sentence, written by an antivaxxer desperate to assert that he has expertise in research, is one of the funniest shooting-oneself-in-the-foot howlers I've ever seen on here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Yeah and I’ve got Harry Styles waiting round the corner desperate to shag me.

Tripling down on nonextistent neonate executions.

Trump explaining why he stopped the bill that would increase border patrol by 1,500 agents.

Trump explaining how he would go about tracking down and deporting millions of immigrants. The practical aspects, like how they'd be found and who'd round them up. 🙄🙄🙄

Trump explaining that he hasn't done any of the things he's been convicted of or is facing trial for. Needs a little sanewashing to understand.

This isn’t Trump after a debate or one of his rallies, it’s him at the 9/11 memorial winking at female photographers. He’s weird and gross.

First a thumbs up, then multiple fist pumps. Donald Trump, yet again, absolutely not knowing how to honor the dead and making a solemn moment about himself. Just weeks ago at Arlington on the graves of our fallen, and now at the 9/11 memorial in Shanksville, PA.

Transcript of the debate, in case anyone thinks Trump was right. Or sane. abcnews.go.com/Politics/harri…

I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣💀

Make Capitalizing Every Word Great Again!!!!! 🙄🙄🙄

Thanks to your guy Trump, women are afraid of getting pregnant. Nobody is jonesing for your sperm.

My story for @nbcnightlynews from Springfield, Ohio where Haitian immigrants told me they are hurt and scared because of the baseless claims being spread about them by former President Trump and Senator JD Vance.

She got him right in the voonerables. Five Times Kamala Harris Flawlessly Triggered That Idiot, By A Doktor Of Rhetoric wonkette.com/p/five-times-k… by Doktor Zoom, a well-meaning elderly man.

In two weeks!

What a fine tribute to those who lost their lives on 9/11. 🙄🙄🙄

He commemorates a national tragedy by bringing a 9/11-truther to the memorial and then tops it off with breaking the law and defacing and desecrating our own flag. The guy is anti-America incarnate.

Aw, what the heck is one more felony. NBD, amirite? /sarcasm

Trump would be a great candidate for his own Truman Show. Put him someplace where we can laugh at him, but he can't do any harm.