Songs are like old loves. You can still like them. You can believe they are worthy of love. You can wish them a happy and long life and be delighted they have friends that care for them. You just don’t want to kiss them anymore. It’s no more complicated than that.

Essex girl.

I learnt to turn my frown upside down. I deserve to be shunned using that phrase. Yeah. You do. Give me something to cry about then cos you can’t. Bet I could. How much? Enough. Wanker. Ad hominem And your mum,that’d be a right shit party. It’d be great cos you can’t come

POV. Hiding replies that reasonably refute your accusations is a dastardly act. Or Bastardly, if you will. As the shoe fits.

This University of Leeds story about them instructing students to desist from using the terms ‘Mum’ and ‘Dad’ or be in shit. That has to be fake news, surely. From someone that wants academics to seem bored & facile? I’m not buying it. And I wouldn’t pay for it neither.

What time do you call this?

What’s the beef with Angela Rayner going to a rave? In the 70’s we had mosh pits. People in their 60’s and 70’s now weren’t Tip-Toeing at Tea Dances in their youth. Let alone 40 somethings. Moving hard is good for the soul. Stop being the all round argumentative, ya mentalists.

Turning off replies to this post.

Think you’ve got the better of me? Ha! and triple Ha! thrice. Yeah. Well. I screen shot myself. See how I like that up my posterity.

Don’t want to beat the gender drum but if a nation of men were stripped of their basic human rights I’m pretty sure there’d be a louder chorus of disapproval. We can’t abandon Afghan women. No talking in the street: how the Taliban silenced women like me thetimes.com/article/85c5b3…

I came here for the ratio. 7 : 683 It was well worth the visit.

Song for the Seasiders

We all need a Love Resurrection. That’s a fact.

When you’re good to Mama, Mamas good to you. Or at least she’s appreciative, at any rate.

I thought violent offenders weren’t going to be included in early release? An incident waiting to happen, then, surely? Not good at all.

And then the boat, long at sea, spies the shoreline. Hometime.

Americans. We may both speak English but you need to know this. In the most, us over here don’t know what a Sophomore is. Probably now loads of us will say that indeed we do. Some people know more stuff than others probably. Smarmy eejits.

My dad said the starkest thing for him being a foreigner abroad was that it was homebred humour he missed the most. This platform repeatedly proves to me his point. Don’t forget how to play. Play oils the day.